Brain Trauma

Ahh a crazy day. Stupidity seems to be on the rise lately. I am thinking it's just deserts for being such a pain in the ass myself.
I am waiting for the resounding pop of heads being pulled out of asses. Will it happen?
I shouldn't think I am the only one with a clue, but lately it seems that way.
I cannot even blame this on PMS< I don't have that anymore, just resounding hot flashes.
I would tell you everything, but people are looking over my shoulder reading my words, so now I have to sound mysterious and fill you in on another date, I AM SO FASCINATING>>>>>>

Is he smart? or stupid.

Andy was out Towing a car, then he went to his shop. He said Sherman leaped out and took off somewhere. Andy wasn't too worried because the dog comes back. Andy's glove was missing, he figured he had accidently kicked it out of the truck somewhere.
Sherman showed up breathless and covered in snow, thinking nothing of it, the two friends drove the wrecker off to retrieve another car, either stuck in the snow or ready for the junk yard. A few hours later they were back at the shop. Sherman again leaped out of the car and took off into the night. This time he came back with Andy's glove that he had burried in the snow. Andy thinks Sherman changed his mind or felt guilty and brought back the glove, there wasn't a chew mark on it.

Traitor Dog

CURSES!! the stupid dog has switched allegiance. He now thinks he is Andy's dog.