The blow your butt off diet

So what were the menu writers thinking, putting Broccoli, Cabbage and Tofu all in one meal?
The day before was beans for lunch and beans for dinner. I think I know how this diet is going to work....

Every day I am closer to the REAL me

I quit smoking by not trying to do it all in one day. I am impatient, I want everything, "NOW". Realistically I have figured out that I make myself less anxious by saying to myself, "Self, you know what cake tastes like, you can eat it when you weigh 150." A year isn't far away, but its not tomorrow either, I can do this... me myself and I. My biggest challenge is my boyfriend who thinks sweets are a sign of love. I never had them in the house before, now I am faced with temptation. However I like this, I think how powerful I am each time I pass that jar and don't look into its contents. The jar is evil for me, and I don't even like the way I feel when I eat one of those stupid dry tasteless cookies. I remember what its like to see my feet, I remember walking without being winded. Most of all I remember putting on a cute dress and looking in the mirror and saying "YEAAAH!"

Sherman Sedgewick Dusky

Very cute, annoyer of cats, snatcher of food, destroyer of stuffed animals.