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I lost twenty pounds, you can't tell. Another twenty might show up.
I went out and sang karaoke with a new friend last night. What fun, and I didn't suck too bad.
OK to brag, just an itty bitty bit, I had a standing ovation, and when I sang "lights" by Journey, most of the floor came up to dance, then stood around and applauded.
My date decided to take me to another bar that had Karaoke, so I could sing the songs over and over, it was very flattering.
He bought me roses and treated me like a lady, his kind is rare.
He asked to come over tonight, so we are making Bobolis Pizza and watching movies.
HE is bringing the vodka, and I am making Sea Breezes.