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Friday, April 11, 2008

Andy bought his son a beer


Written on the back of the bottle:



Arrogant bastard ale:

This an aggressive beer, you probably won’t like it.

It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth. We would suggest that you stick to safer and more familiar territory/ maybe something with a multi million dollar ad campaign aimed at convincing you it’s made in a little brewery, or one that implies that their tasteless fizzy yellow beer will give you more sex appeal, perhaps you think multi million dollar ad campaigns make a beer taste better, perhaps your mouthing your words as you read this.

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