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It is Tuesday, I worked into the early morning hours, and I smelled sulfur all night, but I did not see the fire works.
I am having a fat tire ale before bed.
I gave my two weeks notice today, Jayne made no response... she is probably doing the happy dance today!!
Mr. Singletary was in the parking lot trying to get my attention this morning, I pretended not to notice.
I figured he was in jail for getting into tweek again.
The high point of my evening was the woman waiting on a friend to bring a hand cuff key for her girl friend cuffed to a chair at her home.
She said, she received a desperate call, that the boyfriend had cuffed her to a chair, and the key failed to release her, so she came to our store to meet someone with a key... JUST more of the bull shit that greets us every evening at the Jackson's on Chinden Ave.
The sweet young thing asked me out again. I reminded him that I had plants older then him.
WHAT is it with the twenty somethings?? I told him another time, I don't date men that I could have given birth to.
He laughed and asked me out again.
( does he have a death wish?)
Someone thought I was cranky and left a box of tampons on the counter for me to see.
BIG WHOOPE.
I was cranky tonight, I do not like people that yell at me across the store when I am waiting on customers. THEY can wait their turn.
TIGGER SYNDROME

I'm the only one!
I am going to strip naked and sleep in my feather bed in a few minutes.
OR perhaps one more beer.
Man I sound decadent.
TWO WEEKS TWO WEEKS TWO WEEKS TWO WEEKS!! Yah babybaby.