I am at work...REEElly

I am in a glassed in office sitting on my butt. The gentle fall sunshine touches my uniform pants, and creates the smell of burning cat.
It is lovely to be warm, because the minute I walk outside the wind will blow right thru these worthless polyester trousers.
Yes I know, we have established that I hate these uniform pants. I stole my son in law's cotton polo, so at least I don't have the vile polyester shirt on.