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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Risky Behaviour

Where do I begin? ok, got rid of Greg, and I didn't mean all the nice phrasing I used so that you would NEVER call me again. Truly, you are needy selfish self involved stupid and.... paranoid, you really need to get into a half way house before you consider dating, and... YOU are not even divorced, how dare you inflict your baggage on unsuspecting women? and... you don't even try to keep appointments, or your word, I cannot imagine being interested in someone as flighty as you.
NOW, the other one. GAWD!!! you asked me to come out and see you in Wilder. I said I would, I needed a day out of Nampa, one where people would quit asking me for favors... SO you call and you ask me to bring you a hamburger and milkshake on the way, OK, I said... then you call back and want it without pickles and onions and you want a CHERRY shake... ok... THEN you call and want me to go to Lowes and pick up some specialty light bulbs for you... THEN you call me while I am still reeling from getting the hamburger and thinking, how much I hate shopping and ask me to go to Walmart then winco to pick up grocerys.. you have a list. YOU asked me to bring my hydrogen peroxide to bathe two skunk sprayed dogs... the list is getting longer, Daine said, "lets just count our losses, take the burgers and go MOM">.. ooooh How I wished I had listened.
I said, no I wasn't going to do your shopping.I picked up the fucking light bulbs. BUT it ended up I drove you all the way back to Nampa, so you could do your shopping, and I bathed your two stinking dogs, and you wanted me to stay and shampoo your carpets too. DO YOU KNOW WHAT? I am totally flabbergasted, and I did not like your explanation of all the AK747's Automatic Rifles, sub machine guns, and how you could pick a neighbor off a mile away... YEAH I Think that this friendship is terminated before it began. I suppose I will tell you in a flowery way how I am NOT your type, I Don't want you to show up here with one of your machine guns.. JEEEZUS.
I used a 1/4 tank of gas and put over a hundred miles on my old car.AND While I was dropping Daine off at the apartment, you helped yourself to my bottle of enzyme cleaner. YOU SUCK!
AND why to you have 8 vehicles and none of them run? What are you some kind of psychopath?
OH and another thing while I am thinking about it, you watched me grab an electric wire. I asked you why??? you said you didn't know if it was hot or not!! YOU WATCHED ME GRAB IT, WTF?!! were you waiting to see me electricuted. YOU need to be on medication dude!

2 comments:

Kimmie said...

Never a dull moment, huh?

Dusky Dawn said...

I am still amazed at how many assholes there are left in this world that I haven't met yet.

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