The Beaver tried to have me arrested on assault charges tonight
He told the nice officer that I had come after him with a knife... IT was a cake server, and I didn't come after him, I threw it. I have a rug burn on my face where he shoved me into the carpet. HE has missing hair. well he is going bald anyway. I always thought that women who brawled with men were white trash..... and still his horrible after shave laces the air... including the new added feature of bug repellant, which didn't improve it as much as I hoped.