HA late for work

Baby Quinn is crowning, last I heard, Janelle isn't home so I cannot leave. So my unpleasant descent into hell with lumpy has been postponed till further notice.
I shall go to work after Baby Quinn arrives, and The fat spoiled Dykeeni is making me nuts. She doesn't want anything, so she is yelling and I am holding her, bouncing her, talking to her, feeding her, giving her drinks out of a cup, but she wants to throw my cell phone to the cell phone eater.